Thursday, November 10, 2011

Day One: The Beginning


Hello people of the internet!  I am your supreme LORD!  JK!  I am really just a nerdy boy and um, well, yeah.  Okay.  So yeah, no longer the supreme LORD of the internet.  I just sit in my basement and weep in the corner.  Not really.

I love to read and play video games, hence the nerdy part.  However, I don't play many video games because my parents chain me to the wall.  I'm sometimes athletic and play a mixed variety of sports like football, basketball, and barking at the neighbor's dogs.

I have a very active imagination because I was dropped as a small child.  I'm not sure how that connects, but at least people can point me out in a crowd.  My active imagination interferes with my nightly strollings through dream land.  For instance, once I was riding on a large bird, like a vulture or something, carrying a wooden sword.  Like a wooden sword will help in any way.  Another time I dreamed that I met a yodeling monk.  No joke.  I was in a barren land, like a desert or something, and I heard a strange sound.  It kind of freaked me out.  Well, he was making sand fly around because of the force of his master yodeling.  Again, no joke.

See you later, meager pawns of a bigger scheme.

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